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Poker Face! Aha. Thank you, thank you. My what a beautiful audience. I’m here all week. And so to online poker, a game which could easily be fluffed in the flesh thanks to a lack of Lady Gaga-itis. That’s a medical term meaning inflammation of the Gaga.

The beauty of online poker is that you don’t need a poker face in order to play. Players can’t tell your tricks and traits, so you have to bluff with your bets. But in our poker games here at CasinoKings you don’t even have to go that far.

All our poker games – Triple Pocket Hold’em Poker, Louisiana Double Poker and Double Bonus Poker – are played against the house. That’s not to say that you play them up against the wall, unless you like it that way, you kinky thing.

But with no “community” to bet against your skills aren’t going to be trumped by some poker nerd in Atlantic City, sweeping up by preying on those less experienced than themselves.

As long as you know the hands you are in with a shout of picking up some winnings (and even the hand hierarchy is described in the game’s pay tables) plus the game doesn’t drag because you’re waiting for some shmo to size up their options and consult their strategy book.

No, our poker games let you enjoy the pace of a casino game with all the benefits of online play.